Answering Machine - Free Online Funny Games

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Answering Machine
It’s not a game. It’s a series of weird answering machine messages. They’re what we used before our phones kept messages all by themselves. You may still be able to hold up your cell phone to your speaker and get one of these out of it.
ALL AGES   (more info)
Choose a message and press play.
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Total AG Ratings: 405

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248 Reviews
hey_im_a_person (over a month ago)
I love number 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
romeo 100 (over a month ago)
#8 is my new one
steve602 (over a month ago)
#4 made burst out in tears and laugh and also #0 you have got to try this out people have fun
GummyBear12345 (over a month ago)
This makes no sense but I think it was kind of fun. Just because I'm feeling generous I liked it :)
jason7171 (over a month ago)
Number 1 made me LOL!
aelidia (over a month ago)
I want #6 as my ringtone :D
Sparkleina (over a month ago)
Boring game, I don't even undertand!
puppy133 (over a month ago)
boring don't UNDERSTAND
Gameloverme (over a month ago)
Chill_Mrcy (over a month ago)